Ever shared aperitifs with a living legend? Or swapped catwalk tips with a superstar? Well, nows your chance.

Introducing Edina Monsoon, doyenne of the fashion world... Fashion.

How should Edina and Patsy prepare for their latest celebrity fashion show

How about starting with a small glass of wine or two?Fat.

Inside of me, sweetie, inside of me, theres a thin person just screaming to get out. Just the one dear?France.

The ideal getaway - a bon vacance in Provence.

But endless peace and quiet and Monopoly isnt exactly St.

Tropez, is it? Iso Tank.

Banned from attending Saffrons college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank.

But shes got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet. Birthday.

Do you think we ought to get some hormone replacement packs in for emergencies, darling? One day you could come home, sweeties, and find me just a toothless old wad of gum on the floor. Magazine.

Edinas ecstatic.

Shes got a new man and shes stayed out until morning.

Patsys pretty bloody jealous and shes got to go to work - if she can remember where her office is.