1st story The Granton Star Cause The first story is a black comedy that combines revenge, football, and religion.

After a disastrous 24 hours where Boab is sacked from his soccer team, tossed from his folks home and dumped by his girlfriend, he meets God in a pub.

The Almighty One transforms Boab into a fly as retribution for wasting the talents he had bestowed upon him.

In his new winged body Boab is now able to avenge his foes. 2nd Story A Soft Touch. In the second story, Johnny must make a decision when he marries the very pregnant Catriona, but as soon as the baby is born she starts shagging their psychopathic neighbour Larry. 3rd Story The Acid House. Finally we have the speed crazed Coco Bryce, who has a fondness for mind-altering substances.

In a wild leap of narrative logic, an acid-tripping Coco somehow exchanges personalities with the newborn baby of a middle-class couple, the infant wrecks havoc as it instantly starts speaking to its mother in adult English.